Sorry about this! Plus, some really gross cocktails and the best for Ron Swanson's AMA.
Can't tell if Cakeshop is trying to get people to embrace weird cocktails or is playing game of chicken with their clients. - [HuffingtonPost]
Awkward. Seal and Heidi Klum are both using the same bodyguard...and Heidi is sleeping with him. - [TMZ]
Courtney Stodden is too artificial for Playboy, according to Playboy. - [TheSuperficial]
It's back to work after a long weekend. You can't rage out about it, but you can watch athletes melt down and commiserate. - [BleacherReport]
So wait, you're saying organic food isn't any better for you, just more expensive? - [TheAtlanticWire]
The 20 best parts of Nick Offerman's (Ron Swanson) Reddit AMA. - [Uproxx]
These 10 vintage stock photos sow chimpanzees monkeying around in human clothes. - [Tecca]
Headline Story: What do you think? Were these parents sweet or ridiculous for giving out goodie bags? - [DailyMail]