I don't the TSA is going to allow this.
Hermit crabs are terrible, terrible friends. - [TheAtlanticWire]
Did Hurricane Sandy just hurt the weekend box office? - [HollywoodReporter]
Traditional two parent households aren't always what they're cracked up to be. - [Salon]
When body paints meets contortionists, awesome things happen. - [Oddee]
Trapped in your house due to the hurricane? Entertain yourself with these 60 nail polish ideas. - [Glamour]
Athletes we love...then hate. Then love again. Then HATE. - [BleacherReport]
John Goodman is the busiest supporting actor this fall. - [Vulture]
Someone just stole Michael Jackson's throne as the top earning dead celebrity. - [Time]
Still need straight forward answers to hurricane Sandy? Danger Guerrero has your information. - [Uproxx]
Headline Story: Tired of costly weight limits on flights, this couple invented the worst possible solution. - [DailyMail]