Because that's totally the vibe Entertainment Weekly was going for, right?
Does this not look like it belongs in the Life & Times section of the King's Landing Gazette?
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Look at the way he's looking at her. They're obviously in love.
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This practically screams "First Official Royal Portrait."
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Imagine seeing this as you approach the Iron Throne.
Source: ew.com