Damn Nature, you fly. Ain't no party like a New Guinea party because a New Guinea party has huge variation in evolutionary mating displays.
First things first: Ain't nobody twerkin' without a proper soundtrack.
Oh hell no. I did not get this dressed up to go home early. Everyone needs to bask in my magnificence.
Not prepared? Bitch please, my outfit can go from professional to par-tay in .5 seconds.
Who needs Apple Bottom jeans when you got natural Pom-Pom bottom am I right?