Learn them, love them, loathe them. Which one are you?
The First In Line
They showed up at least 48 hours ago with a tent, a grill, and lawn chairs. They will regale anyone within hearing distance of their courageous exploits against theater management and fire marshals.
The Futile Ninjas
Dude, it's the opening weekend of one of the most anticipated films of the year. You can't pull the "crack the exit" maneuver tonight. Abort! Abort!
The Newbie Cosplayers
They don't have any idea what they're doing, but with a little tin foil, some Goodwill clothes, and a lot of heart, they're giving it their all. Bless them.
The Insanely Good Cosplayers
These people took a soldering class at the YMCA and are test driving a costume which lights up with LEDs and has moving parts. They can't sit down but WHO CARES OMG LOOK HOW SWEET THIS ROTATING WRIST GUN IS!