Humans are suspicious but easy to trick! Make sure you follow these tips to have a hassle-free time traveling experience.
Invest in some quality hats. Humans love hats.
Knitting is a logical, orderly hobby to help augment your hat collection.
Consider a dapper fedora. Humans will be dazzled into overlooking your exposed ears.
If you leave home without a hat, a hasty cowl* will suffice.
*Deflect any and all invitations to lead a human cult.