Don't get excited, the studios already turned the pitch down. Also, CIA plots that are stranger than fiction and all the things you didn't get around to this summer.
High profile S&M couple break up, proving kink doesn't mean you can cheat on your sub. - [NYPost]
If you could time travel back to high school, here are four things your should tell yourself. - [Cracked]
Kristen Stewart just picked up an odd champion in the midst of the cheating scandal...Jodie Foster. - [TheDailyBeast]
What do you get when you cross a camel and a llama? A cama. No, seriously. - [Neatorama]
Summer is winding down, so depress yourself with 15 things you planned to do but probably didn't. - [CollegeHumor]
Next time you think democracy is broken, just remember at least we don't crown monarchs that aren't even potty trained yet. - [MentalFloss]
Jennifer Lawrence is channeling Farrah Fawcett's iconic red swimsuit photo in September's issue of Vogue. - [JustJared]