Warning: This post may cause diabetes. When you run out of Halloween candy, maybe one of these will tide you over for the next 11 months.
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Vat 19 is trying to kill us all with sweet, delicious flavored gelatin.
Weighing in at 27 lbs, the gummi python contains 36,720 calories and costs a whopping $150.
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Wil Wheaton's reaction is priceless. Are we sure he wasn't asking Wesley to marry him? (By the way, she said yes!)
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Almost a decade before Honey Ryder walked out of the sea in a white bikini, Le Chiffre was trading witty barbs with 007.
Pro-tips gentlemen on the 5 things you're doing to ruin your own sex life. - [Cracked]
The style evolution of Emma Stone. - [Elle]
Good grief, Britain! There are only 22 countries in the world they haven't invaded. - [MentalFloss]
Kevin Smith writes a letter to Disney pleading for a Boba Fett movie. - [FirstShowing]
The disturbing origins of 10 famous fairy tales. - [Flavorwire]
The 6 types of text messages you should never, ever send. - [Gurl]
8 stories about some crazy voter determination. - [Oddee]
Take a peek at the first photos of Reese Witherspoon's baby, Tennessee. - [People]
That didn't take long. Hollywood insiders leaked information to Vulture stating Michael Arndt has written a 40 page treatment.
Until 2006, Michael Arndt was best known as Matthew Broderick's assistant. That is, until he decided to start writing.
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He hit gold, garnering a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes and winning the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay that year.
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And was nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay (though The Social Network took home the prize).
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While there is no way to know for sure, I will safely assume they wouldn't have handed such an important franchise to someone they weren't 100% sure of.
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Back to where it all began. For anyone who ever wanted to see how the Cylon wars got started, our wish has been granted by Syfy and Machinima.
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In a new experiment on how people consume televised media, Syfy has teamed up with Machinima to bring the world of Battlestar Galatica back to the fans.
In Blood and Chrome, viewers follow a young William Adama as he is assigned to the brand new, state of the art Galactica to fight during the first Cylon war.
After the ten episodes air on YouTube, split up into chunks of approximately 10 minutes a piece, Syfy will release the uncut two hour special on DVD and Blu-Ray in February of 2013.
If this model works, smaller shows with cult following will have another path to connecting with their fans in the future.
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With a New York population of over 2 million in 1900, the logistics of keeping the city streets passable was a huge undertaking.
In 2014, Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell's Democratic challenger might be...Ashley Judd? - [GlobalPost]
Indian troops have been sighting UFOs at the Indo-China border and none of their scientists can explain it. - [IBTimes]
Impotent Wall Street billionaires have to deal with the reality of another Obama term. - [NYMag]
The best part of Obama's reelection? Four more years of Michelle Obama's amazing outfit recycling. - [Glamour]
If Star Wars manages to reunite the old cast for another movie, is that a good thing? - [HollywoodReporter]
A Las Vegas business owner fired 22 employees after they didn't heed his anti-Obama civic lessons. - [Salon]
A sports rivalry usually takes two people...usually. - [BleacherReport]
8 New Jersey businesses are being sued over price gouging following Sandy. - [NBC]
New research shows how you keep your desk can help you get promoted. - [Cosmopolitan]
Headline Story: After the jump, see more photos of creative ways New York officials kept the city moving during harsh winters. - [DailyMail]
Did you know most of the backgrounds on the show were stationary paintings?
5 (more) celebrities who get more than than they deserve. - [Cracked]
Isaac Newton didn't just discover the law of gravity, he was also the grizzled Dirty Harry investigator of 17th century London. - [MentalFloss]
The best pickup lines from the Mass Effect universe. - [Dorkly]
Or perhaps these James Bond pick-up lines are more your style. - [PopSugar]
The evolution of women's underwear in 10 (SFW) photos. - [CollegeCandy]
What exactly is going on with Modern Family star Ariel Winter and these allegations of abuse by her mom? - [TheDailyBeast]
New spa treatment uses pig placenta to give clients "rich girl" skin. - [NYMag]
Did climate change kill the Mayans? - [Time]
This cat really, REALLY loves Assassin's Creed 3. - [Uproxx]
This. Is. Awesome. Sometimes something is so wrong, it's right. This is one of those times.
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May the Force of the holiday season be with you. If you don't have the necessary pieces laying around, each one is also available in a ready-to-build kit.
- Build It Yourself
- Buy The Kit
- Build It Yourself
- Buy The Kit
That R2-D2 is in prime condition, a real bargin. When Joe wanted to propose to his girlfriend Emily, he knew a run of the mill diamond wasn't what she wanted.
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Source: blog.custommade.com
Source: blog.custommade.com
Why do divers seem to have a death wish?
5 weird directions human evolution could have taken. - [Cracked]
Speaking of evolution, Charles Darwin almost won a House seat as a write-in candidate in Georgia. - [Salon]
11 Cartoon characters "accidentally" grabbing boobs. - [FunnyOrDie]
Why kids should learn cursive. - [Time]
10 proposed movie sequels nobody wants. Are you listening Hollywood? NOBODY. - [Flavorwire]
"Drunk Nate Silver" is the best post-election novelty Twitter. - [TheWeek]
25 college courses based on television shows. - [MentalFloss]
8 drinks from college "bartenders". - [CollegeHumor]
Wait wait wait, was Silicon Knights working on a Sandman game? - [Uproxx]
Headline Story: The 26 foot long snake was sunning itself on the bank in Brazil. - [Telegraph]
The Thracian artefacts are more than 2,000 years old and just as pretty as the day they were buried.
Skyfall roars into theaters, despite the fact that it almost didn't get made. - [HollywoodReporter]
Your complete guide to drinking on Thanksgiving (the best way to deal with family gatherings). - [NYMag]
If we aren't careful, coffee beans could be extinct by the end of the century. - [Salon]
18 movies you've never heard of that YOU HAVE TO WATCH RIGHT NOW. - [Glamour]
Stephen Spielberg = modern Shakespeare? - [Esquire]
10 clever ways to cheat on a test...not that you ever would. - [Oddee]
Presenting an athlete style intervention. - [BleacherReport]
One New Jersey man powered his home with his hybrid car during the blackout following Sandy. - [NBC]
Watch Conan and Sarah Silverman corrupt a baby. - [TeamCoco]
Headline Story: The golden tiara was but one intricate piece of jewelry unearthed in Bulgaria. Click through to see more! - [DailyMail]
Being an adult sucks. One day you wake up and your secret fort is too small.
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The hype machine is kicking into overdrive. December 4th is nigh.
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Warning: Some of these may cause frustration. Which leads to hate, which leads to suffering, which leads to the Dark Side.
Skill Level: Beginner
Need a bigger image? Print it out.
Skill Level: Beginner
Make your Falcon on the go by printing out the instructions.
Skill Level: Intermediate
Created by Origami Yoda, this doubles as a finger puppet!
Skill Level: Intermediate
This one takes some skill. Get the whole instruction pamphlet here as a PDF.
Bonus! It even has a dead-eyed porcelain doll staring into your soul.
8 normal photos hiding details that will blow your mind. - [Cracked]
Some people hate everything. 20 negative Google reviews of wonders of the world. - [CollegeHumor]
There are an awful lot of incidences of the wife and the mistress of a famous man posing in the same picture. - [TheDailyBeast]
YouTube is now acting like a television network, axing channels without enough viewers. - [Uproxx]
15 of the biggest conspiracies in basketball. - [TruTV]
The rites of fashion basics based on your age. What's OK to wear at 20 is not OK at 40. - [Refinery29]
7 insane, and insanely large, Soviet Union projects from days gone by. - [MentalFloss]
Nobody liked it when Business Week got confused and thought it was Maxim. - [TheAtlanticWire]
Headline Story: The Victorians had a propensity for disturbing cat portraits. See all 10 after the jump! - [Flavorwire]
Personal favorite. Star Wars represent!
These guys are exercising their right to bear arms.
5 hilarious examples of really obvious product placement in movies. - [Maxim]
Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly has a bright future after standing up to Karl Rove. - [TheDailyBeast]
Scientists at Duke University have brought us a real-life invisibility cloak à la Harry Potter. - [Slate]
Shockingly, the Romney face-tattoo guy has some regrets. - [ComedyCentral]
Photos have surfaced of Jake Gyllenhaal strolling down the street holding hands with a mystery woman. - [PopSugar]
Meet Holly Petraeus, wife of the general and a woman with many accomplishments under her belt. - [GlobalPost]
New Jersey ends the post-Sandy gas rationing. - [NBC]
Headline Story: The Alaskan grizzlies came to blows over lunch. Click through to see the whole fight! - [DailyMail]
“Song of the Lonely Mountain” captures the sadness and determination of the Dwarves. However it has a different cadence than the version sung by the Dwarves in the film
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Everyone knows women can't be nerds. If it were up to men like Harris, women would have to take an exam proving their cred before graciously being allowed entrance to conventions.
There is a saying about biting the hand that feeds you. Tony Harris, two-time Eisner Award winner and veteran comic book illustrator, obviously hasn't heard of it. In a rant post to his Facebook page on Monday, November 12 (below), Harris launches into a tirade against women cosplayers.
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While it should be shocking that a person in the industry would go out of their way to alienate and slut-shame half the human population, it isn't. So let's break down Mr. Harris' argument and figure out what he's trying to say.
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