Yes, we started early. Yes, we can see you doing mental math and subsequently judging us.
Awwww, is this your little sister/brother?
This fine specimen of humanity is the product of unprotected sex between me and my partner.
How old are you?
Old enough to know that's a rude-ass question.
Were they happy accidents or planned?
Is there a right way to answer this?
Is the baby's father/mother still in the picture?
Nope, much like the praying mantis, the young parent eats their mate after conception to show dominance.
